Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Alas, the game is up.

Oh well.  It's been fun.

5 comments:

OriginalTiger said...

The heck with Muschamp. Time to go
after MIKE LEACH before someone else gets him. We need an OFFENSIVE
machine with a good defensive coordinator. His Asst Head Coach/DC
has a graduate degree from Clemson and coached the linebackers in 1985
and 1986. How would you like to start hanging 50+ on EVERY team we play!

TDP are you listening?

Unknown said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Unknown said...

Whoever built this site is a clown, what a waste of time. I will enjoy watching Willie Korn suck for the next 3 years.

In fact if football means that much to you, which clearly it does, I would transfer to Chapel Hill. That way you can watch Butch Davis crush ass for the next few years. As an added bonus you won't have to watch the Heels dismantle your 1 & done basketball program either.

zombiejohnccalhoun said...

Hank,

Thank you for your timing. Making insults now, as this site is about to come down, takes true courage. You're probably the kind of guy who goes to the hospital just to laugh at the people on ventilators.

Also, thank you so much for pointing out that we are clowns. Otherwise, no one would have ever known that this site was anything but dead-on serious 100% of the time. No way in Hell they could have ever thought that it was just a couple of amateurs messing around in their spare time, substantially for the amusement of themselves and their friends. Without your valuable words, this message would be forever lost.

And of course this site is a waste of time--which explains why you read it and felt compelled to take the trouble to comment about it, right?

We are also glad to know that Clemson can provide you with some entertainment. It's the least we can do to repay y'all for those past few decades of humiliatingly bad "football" we've gotten to witness up there at Chapel Hill. You're right, though, we should definitely switch our lifelong allegiances in favor of a school that is just now having a winning football season. After all, we have always secretly hated tailgating and being interested in football--we'd much rather sit around, sip zinfandel, and watch C-Span on Saturdays. Chapel Hill's constant lack of enthusiasm would be perfect for that.

Also, as much as we’d love to watch Coach Purnell and his team get “dismantled,” we will have to look somewhere else than UNC. After all, edging out a team by five points in the conference championship isn’t really very impressive.

Finally, thank you for inviting us to join in your ass-wrecking party. However, we will have to politely decline; in South Carolina, we prefer vagina

Take care, “Hank.”

P.S.--By the way, it's a little disturbing that you would actually enjoy watching a man fellate another man so much that you'd be happy to watch it for three years.

Anonymous said...

single greatest trashtalking retort ever. give that man a dollar.

where's yours, hank?