Muschstein

Matt Hayes knows "Will Muschamp is a brilliant guy." You know how brilliant? So brilliant that BOOM! already knew Hayes was going to call him brilliant. He's darn close to being omniscient. "[D]ouble...Josh Smith in the first quarter"? You don't think BOOM! already knows this? If this doesn't happen, the only reason is because BOOM! knows that it would be too obvious. He thinks five steps ahead. That gap in his coaching career in '97? He was teaching Deep Blue strategy.

Matter and Energy: related like BOOM! and Winning

Theory of relativity? Einstein figured it out after watching Muschamp's defenses hit opposing offenses. Don't patronize BOOM's intellect with your coaching advice, silly sportswriter. We know you offered it humbly, but BOOM already knew that too. Doesn't make any sense? That's because it's written at BOOM's level. It's over our heads too.